Had a great idea sitting on the bog of all places,
Sqeeeezing out a number 2,
BLOGS FOR THE BOG,andrex stylie
Theres miles and miles of blank sheets of paper,
"BOG ROLL",to be more specific, with a destiny to be shit on.
Pretty shitty job bog roll has don't you think.
Got me thinking,
What if each sheet of paper to put it politely,
Had a blog on it,
Little ditty even,
Before it gets a little shitty that is.
Never again would you have to take the newspaper to the bog again because there would already be something there to read.
Blogs for the bog , promote your blog on the bog , sponsored by andrex for that extra comfort to your arse and blog addiction.
This bog i mean blog is copyrighted by highlander so none of you blog addicts can steal my shitty idea.
Sqeeeezing out a number 2,
BLOGS FOR THE BOG,andrex stylie
Theres miles and miles of blank sheets of paper,
"BOG ROLL",to be more specific, with a destiny to be shit on.
Pretty shitty job bog roll has don't you think.
Got me thinking,
What if each sheet of paper to put it politely,
Had a blog on it,
Little ditty even,
Before it gets a little shitty that is.
Never again would you have to take the newspaper to the bog again because there would already be something there to read.
Blogs for the bog , promote your blog on the bog , sponsored by andrex for that extra comfort to your arse and blog addiction.
This bog i mean blog is copyrighted by highlander so none of you blog addicts can steal my shitty idea.